Man…I don’t have time for this!”, I thought to myself as the “creatures” insisted I go with them to their saucer. After having been awake until almost 4:00am that morning, working on freelance stuff, I was in no mood for a visit to the moon.

We took off and landed on the moon so quickly, I hardly had time to grab my camera. I was able to get off this one shot of my footprint (in the upper left corner) before they told me to stop or they would neutralize me with their transmorgrifiers. ‘Nuf said. I just got back and figured I’d better post this before they come back and take it away.

Technical Specs: Nikon D200 with a Nikkor 105mm Micro, 3-Kenko extension-tubes, Popular-Science flashlight with blue-gel, and a Target LED flashlight with a red-gel….Oh, yeah…a spoon of Hills Bros coffee.
I know I said that I used coffee in this shot, but you have to believe me…it’s really the lunar-surface.

Did I ever tell you about the time I sailed through the canals on Mars?…..